One minute busking

Money’s tight and times are hard. So the day after the Budget (?) what could be better than to try and bring some cheer to the citizens by adding a little extra music into their lives. Ok I ideally wanted to raise some cash too -- which I had every intention of donating to people less fortunate etc etc. Came as a bit of a shock then to discover that the milk of human appreciation wasn’t flowing down the High Street in abundance. Next week I really am going to get out there with a much bigger instrument and melt some faces. Incidentally, is it true that if you are technically ‘Morris Dancing’ you don’t need a busking licence?