One minute testing rocket propelled ducks

I wonder who else is kept awake at night by the huge range of questions about the subleties of a duck’s palate. So when a large amount of discarded rocket became available in the office at lunchtime, it seemed only right to take it down to the river and survey the local ducks. There was a totally representative sample of 2 groups of ducks, so allowing for picky ducks that won’t eat their greens, sufficient ‘average’ ducks were on hand and participated in the extensive trials. The results are very clear in the video, from which insomniacs will draw some comfort I’m sure. Next week I’ll try them on piri piri chicken, and we’ll see if the fowl find the poultry palatable.